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J pays off forfeits from more UMD messy games. First up are 5 pies from the Spin for Pie Game followed by 18 eggs and ketchup from the Pillory 2 game! This is followed by a wash-off and a jerk-off session that ends in a self-facial cumshot! Scene i... Starring:  | ||||
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September 5 is National Cheese Pizza Day, and it fell perfectly for Fiver Friday! Naturally, J celebrates by making himself into a human cheese pizza, dumping pizza crust mix, pizza sauce, and shredded cheese over his head before washing off (Note:... Starring: | ||||
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J is back in black for another Wet Wednesday bubble bath! Watch as he soaps up himself and his outfit and shampoos his hair before rinsing, stripping, and finishing off his rinse off. Scene includes stripping content and rinse-off footage. Starring: | ||||
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In an effort to catch up on back-logged UMD game forfeits, J takes the following: 1 pie from the Wild and Crazy Gungers game, 9 pies from the Don't Be Last Game, and 3 pies plus a slime bucket from the Fill the Tank Game! J gets absolutely covered i... Starring: | ||||
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It's Fiver Friday and J has decided to try out a new concept by focusing almost exclusively on trashing his long and lovely hair. Today's treatment includes ketchup, mustard, barbecue sauce, and ranch followed by a wash-off. The scene also includes a... Starring: | ||||
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Wearing his black Chesire Cat t-shirt and blue jeans J enjoys a nice hot bubble bath, playing in the foam, soaping up his clothes, stripping, and rinsing! The trailer is a little bonus random blooper type clip I took while the bubbles drained a bit... Starring: | |||||
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J celebrates Banana Split Day and pays up a recent sundae forfeit all-in-one go by covering himself in pureed banana, melted ice cream, chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, whipped cream, cherries, and peanut butter! Scene includes wash-off footage and a... Starring: | ||||
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It's Fiver Friday and J has got three shaving cream pies and a bucket of orange extra thick MessyPup gunge which he uses to completely trash himself before having a big orgasm and washing off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content and wash-of... Starring: | ||||
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To celebrate another wonderful Wet Wednesday, we find J dressed in a black dress shirt and black dress pants as he takes a warm and comfortable dip in the bath complete with a fully-clothed washing and shampooing along with a huge wedgie! Starring: | |||||
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Dressed in tightey whiteys, a dress shirt and dress pants, J takes on a long overdue pillory game forfeit complete with a massive baked bean wedgie, 22 shaving foam pies, pancake syrup, chocolate syrup, chocolate and caramel syrup together, eggs, bak... Starring: | ||||
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All six episodes of Fiver Friday Season 1 complete with all the Mess-Adventures all-in-one place for fans of the segment plus it comes at a price meaning you're getting two episodes completely free! Starring: | ||||
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August 15 is National Lemon Meringue Pie Day, and it came just in time for an episode of Fiver Friday! Naturally, J decides to have some messy fun for the occasion, seeing just how messy he can make himself with just two lemon meringue pies followed... Starring: | ||||
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J is back in a comfy, casual outfit for a Wet Wednesday bath you don't wanna miss complete with bathing fully-clothed, stripping, and a self-facial cumshot ending! Scene includes solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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August 10th is National S'mores Day and you know J wasn't going to miss out on a chance to play in some fluff and chocolate so he had his own belated celebration just in time for Messy Monday with 4 s'mores pies, fluff, and chocolate syrup making sur... Starring: | |||||
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All five episodes of Wet Wedneday Season 1 complete with splash and soak all-in-one place for fans of the segment. Starring: | |||||
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In this scene celebrating National Rice Pudding Day slightly early, J fills his tightey whiteys with rice pudding and pours some over his head before a shampoo and rinse down. Starring: | ||||
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It's time for Wet Wednesday again and J has dressed up for the occasion! Naturally, once the water starts flowing J gets more and more excited leading to him wearing less and less clothes  Eventually few clothes turns into no clothes as J gets mo...Starring: | |||||
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J has been playing messy games and with messy games come messy forfeits! From a lovely game called "Do I Have To?" J earned himself another round of the Human S'more treatment complete with a fluff and chocolate pie sandwich and chocolate syrup show... Starring: | ||||
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All five episodes of Messy Monday Season 1 complete with every splatter, smear, and smirk all-in-one place for fans of the segment. Starring: | |||||
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Welcome to Fiver Friday Season 2! While it's sweet to be back, the first episode sees J celebrate something far from sweet: mustard! National Mustard Day falls on August 2 this year so J decided Fiver Friday would be a great early celebration (even... Starring: | ||||
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J rings in Season 2 of Wet Wednesday after a long day in the garden! Still dressed in his clothes, J steps straight into the shower and slowly enjoys the soaking of his clothes before stripping and getting spicier and spicier including wet wedgies u... Starring: | ||||
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Messy Monday is back and July 28 is National Hamburger Day! The common factor between those things is none other than J. Bond! Armed with ketchup, mustard, mayo, and ranch dressing, J lays down in the tub and sprays himself with each of the condime... Starring: | ||||
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Recently, J gathered up a 20-pie-forfeit in a game called Passcode Pies! In addition, he also brought back some MessyPup gunge from his trip to the UK. Watch J as he plays around in purple gunge, destroys himself with 20 pies, and finishes with a ni... Starring: | ||||
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Fresh back from the UK, J finds himself taking a mess that is less than fresh in the form of newly out of date milk. Not yet chunky or rotten, the milk still smells foul so to avoid waste, J decides the next best option is to wear it but the nasty hu... Starring: | ||||
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J's back with more adult diaper fun in another Mess-Adventures custom! This time there's yet another extensive shaving cream filling, coating, and smearing along with caramel added in! Scene so includes wash-off footage and solo male masturbation c... Starring: | ||||
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It's time to share a Mess-Adventures custom! Geared up in a backwards adult diaper, J gives himself a full and thorough covering of shaving foam and gets extra excited in his mess! Scene contains wash-off footage and solo male masturbation content.... Starring: | ||||
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A special guest is back to visit Mess-Adventures: FrodoBean of Brat Splat! In this collab which was also streamed live and filled with mess and mischief, it's Volume 2 of a game from FrodoBean's last visit: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Splat! Who wins, w... Starring:  | ||||
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For the grand finale of Fiver Friday, J takes on an onslaught of water balloons followed by a soda shower, melted ice cream over the head, apple pies and s'more's pies in the face, chocolate syrup over the head, and BBQ sauce over the head all finish... Starring: | ||||
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What do you get when you cross J, a backwards diaper, water balloons, and even more water? You get the splash-tastic Season 1 finale of Wet Wednesday! Cum and see just how wet, wild, and wonderful things get! Scene includes solo male masturbation... Starring: | ||||
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In the epic Season 1 finale of Messy Monday, J pays up on a few forfeits from the Messy Dice Game 2.0! Which forfeits you ask? J fills his tightety whiteys with ketchup and two bottles of mayo before giving himself a messy wedgie! This is followed... Starring: | ||||
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Happy Fiver Friday! In episode 5, J is gonna be paying up some forfeits from the Unknown Messy Dice Game. First, he takes a baked bean wedgie in his tightey whiteys followed by slathering his head in two tubs of cool whip, giving himself a nacho che... Starring: | ||||
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Completely drenched in the mess from Reese's Day and BBQ Day, J has a nice, hot wash-off complete with shampoo! Starring: | ||||
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May 16th is National BBQ Day and J just had to commemorate the occasion, even if a bit late! He does this by slamming four chocolate syrup and fluff pies into his own face, drenching himself in chocolate syrup, and finishing with a nasty coating of... Starring: | ||||
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May 18th is "I Love Reese's Day" and J figured Fiver Friday was a perfect occasion to celebrate. Already covered in mess from a different shoot, J covers himself in peanut butter and chocolate. Sadly technical issues led to the loss of a good chunk o... Starring: | ||||
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In this video J dons his black dress shirt, navy blue dress pants, black Grateful Dead socks, and plaid boxers for some fun in the shower and ohhhh does J have fun! J gets soaked, strips, and gives himself a huge wedgie resulting in the complete des... Starring: | ||||
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Completing all of his current Pillory 2 game forfeits (minus half the eggs and adding two pies from Lucky Boxes), J finds himself taking 5 pies, 6 eggs, ketchup, and gravy before heading to shower and get spicy. Scene includes wash-off footage and so... Starring: | ||||
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In Episode 3 of Fiver Friday, J is clad only in tightey whiteys which he proceeds to fill with shaving foam, ketchup, baked beans, chocolate pudding, cheesecake pudding, and chocolate syrup! He also can't resist giving himself a huge messy wedgie!... Starring: | ||||
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J is back in the tub after a long day to have some fun getting wet! He starts by soaking his white shirt, dark pants, and white socks, getting more and more aroused before stripping his clothes to get wet and play with himself fully nude until he cu... Starring: | ||||
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Happy Messy Monday and Happy Cinco De Mayo! In this scene to celebrate, J takes a huge mix of gross mess including: a pie filled with avocado dip to the face, a pie filled with refried beans to the face, and cans of nacho cheese, queso blanco, black... Starring: | ||||
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Happy Fiver Friday! This week in honor of National Salad Day on May 1 and National Tuna Day on May 2, J takes some truly foul mess including pies filled with tuna, ranch, and thousand island (respectively), a bottle of each dressing over the head, a... Starring: | ||||
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For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Wet Wednesday, J finds his way to the shower after taking a covering of oatmeal, a bucket of water, a wamwich, a shaving foam bucket, a bowl of green slime, and yet another bu... Starring: | ||||
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For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Messy Monday, J decides to have some fun after his recent Fiver Friday shoot. So while still soaking wet and fully-clothed in a white shirt, white socks, and oatmeal filled ti... Starring: | ||||
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For the debut installment of a new concept on Mess-Adventures called Fiver Friday, J dresses in a white shirt, white socks, and tightey whiteys before taking a large bowl of oatmeal down the undies and then over his head! This is followed by a "rins... Starring: | ||||
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J dressed in a white t-shirt and tightey whiteys takes a nice chunky slime made of cake batter, oatmeal, applesauce, and creamed corn before edging twice and rinsing off. Scene includes male solo masturbation content and rinse off with shampoo footag... Starring: | ||||
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Here comes J. Bond Sloppingtail, sloppin' down the gungey trail, slippity sloppity Easter's on its way! Bringin' every gal and guy baskets full of gunge and pies, things to make one messy holiday! It's Easter and J has decided to have lots of fun t... Starring: | |||||
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J played a Messy Hot Potato forum game, and it went boom all over him! Over the course of the scene, dressed in only tightey whiteys, he takes (though not necessarily in order): 5 pies in the face, a bucket containing 10 cans of baked beans over the... Starring: | ||||
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In this scene J dressed in jeans and tightey whiteys (which end up gone by the end of the scene... ) pays up the following from two forum games: 1 shaving foam jeans filling, 1 slime jeans filling, 1 shaving foam underwear filling, 1 slime underwear... Starring: | ||||
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J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and does a shampoo and rinse off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and gets rinsed off with a bucket of water. Scene includes solo male masturbation co... Starring: | ||||
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J turns on the shower to shampoo and rinse off his "Wet, Wild, and Pied" shoot. This is the rinse off only version of the scene. Starring: | ||||
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