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J pays off a long-awaited and huge forfeit from the "Catch Me" game! He takes 28 pies to the face, chocolate and caramel syrup over his head, green slime over his head (with an added special ingredient!), and baked beans over his head! Scene also i... Starring:  | ||||
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Dressed in tightey whiteys, a dress shirt and dress pants, J takes on a long overdue pillory game forfeit complete with a massive baked bean wedgie, 22 shaving foam pies, pancake syrup, chocolate syrup, chocolate and caramel syrup together, eggs, bak... Starring: | ||||
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J decides to have some fun getting wet! Starting clothed, J uses buckets and the showerhead on himself before the feeling and the fun get so exciting that he spends over ten minutes pleasing himself ending in a very satisfying orgasm after all that... Starring: | ||||
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For the first time ever, J gets splattered with Splatter Emporium slime! J does head-dunks and gets covered in the standard green slime as well as the instant mud! J even jacks off in the mess until he cums and keeps playing the mess! Wash-off foo... Starring: | ||||
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J's back for more forfeits! This time things are getting sticky and sweet as J covers his head in frosting, followed up by a peanut butter shampoo, more peanut butter with chocolate to make a human peanut butter cup, and finishes off with a pie sand... Starring: | ||||
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In yet another scene of game forfeits, J starts out by sitting in a shaving cream and chocolate syrup pie. This is followed by pancake syrup down his underwear, pudding poured over his chest, a shaving cream and chocolate pie in his face, chocolate p... Starring: | ||||
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Time for more game forfeits and it got super messy! In only his boxers with his long hair down, J is covered by a molasses shampoo, fluff down his pants, three fluff and chocolate syrup pies, chocolate syrup over the head, spaghetti over the head, 8... Starring: | ||||
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J is back in the tub after a long day to have some fun getting wet! He starts by soaking his white shirt, dark pants, and white socks, getting more and more aroused before stripping his clothes to get wet and play with himself fully nude until he cu... Starring: | ||||
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This time around J takes two very smelly forfeits. First up is a baked bean shampoo followed by a nasty slop bucket of Mayo, Cheese, Mustard, Dog Food, Batter, and Potato Soup Over Head! Starring: | ||||
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Here comes J. Bond Sloppingtail, sloppin' down the gungey trail, slippity sloppity Easter's on its way! Bringin' every gal and guy baskets full of gunge and pies, things to make one messy holiday! It's Easter and J has decided to have lots of fun t... Starring: | |||||
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Wearing his black Chesire Cat t-shirt and blue jeans J enjoys a nice hot bubble bath, playing in the foam, soaping up his clothes, stripping, and rinsing! The trailer is a little bonus random blooper type clip I took while the bubbles drained a bit... Starring: | |||||
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J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and gets rinsed off with a bucket of water. Scene includes solo male masturbation co... Starring: | ||||
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What do you get when you mix J. Bond, FrodoBean, a deck of cards, and a table of mess? You get a game of Higher or Lower with a difference. Who will come out on top and who gets covered in the slop? You definitely don't wanna miss this long-awaite... Starring:  | ||||
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This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features six clips of J taking various forms of pies and slimes with the majority of them containing solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features four clips of J taking large or full body pie sessions which also feature solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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It's Fiver Friday and J has decided to try out a new concept by focusing almost exclusively on trashing his long and lovely hair. Today's treatment includes ketchup, mustard, barbecue sauce, and ranch followed by a wash-off. The scene also includes a... Starring: | ||||
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In a scene from J's unreleased classic archives, J takes some cakes, pudding, slime, and shaving cream with solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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J is back in a comfy, casual outfit for a Wet Wednesday bath you don't wanna miss complete with bathing fully-clothed, stripping, and a self-facial cumshot ending! Scene includes solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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In this scene J dressed in jeans and tightey whiteys (which end up gone by the end of the scene... ) pays up the following from two forum games: 1 shaving foam jeans filling, 1 slime jeans filling, 1 shaving foam underwear filling, 1 slime underwear... Starring: | ||||
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J celebrates Saint Patrick's Day by getting covered in a dozen green-iced cupcakes, four green cool-whip pies, a bowl of green slime, two bottles of caramel, and a bottle of gold sanding sugar! It's a huge, fun mess that ends in J getting naughty!... Starring: | ||||
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For the debut installment of a new concept on Mess-Adventures called Fiver Friday, J dresses in a white shirt, white socks, and tightey whiteys before taking a large bowl of oatmeal down the undies and then over his head! This is followed by a "rins... Starring: | ||||
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For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Messy Monday, J decides to have some fun after his recent Fiver Friday shoot. So while still soaking wet and fully-clothed in a white shirt, white socks, and oatmeal filled ti... Starring: | ||||
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For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Wet Wednesday, J finds his way to the shower after taking a covering of oatmeal, a bucket of water, a wamwich, a shaving foam bucket, a bowl of green slime, and yet another bu... Starring: | ||||
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Happy Messy Monday and Happy Cinco De Mayo! In this scene to celebrate, J takes a huge mix of gross mess including: a pie filled with avocado dip to the face, a pie filled with refried beans to the face, and cans of nacho cheese, queso blanco, black... Starring: | ||||
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J takes two barrages to his face, chest, crotch, and ass along with two pie hats to complete the treatment before taking two huge chocolate pudding and cool whip pies in the face and 2 buckets of gunge all in his dress shirt and dress pants. Scene in... Starring: | ||||
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April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier... Starring: | ||||
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J is excited to introduce his crossdress persona to the world of Mess-Adventures: Meet Daisy! Donned in her lovely wench dress, white lacy panties, and pig tails, "Daisy" takes on a huge mess of standard brown MessyPup gunge! Scene includes solo ma... Starring: | ||||
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J rings in Season 2 of Wet Wednesday after a long day in the garden! Still dressed in his clothes, J steps straight into the shower and slowly enjoys the soaking of his clothes before stripping and getting spicier and spicier including wet wedgies u... Starring: | ||||
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It's time for Wet Wednesday again and J has dressed up for the occasion! Naturally, once the water starts flowing J gets more and more excited leading to him wearing less and less clothes  Eventually few clothes turns into no clothes as J gets mo...Starring: | |||||
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In the grand finale of Season 2 of Messy Monday from Mess-Adventures, J pays up an outstanding forfeit from the UMD Messy Dice 2.0 game. In effort of achieving this, J sits in a chilled cake which he shoves in his face afterwards followed by a huge b... Starring: | ||||
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Completely drenched in the mess from Reese's Day and BBQ Day, J has a nice, hot wash-off complete with shampoo! Starring: | ||||
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What do you get when you cross J, a backwards diaper, water balloons, and even more water? You get the splash-tastic Season 1 finale of Wet Wednesday! Cum and see just how wet, wild, and wonderful things get! Scene includes solo male masturbation... Starring: | ||||
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J celebrates Banana Split Day and pays up a recent sundae forfeit all-in-one go by covering himself in pureed banana, melted ice cream, chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, whipped cream, cherries, and peanut butter! Scene includes wash-off footage and a... Starring: | ||||
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Fresh back from the UK, J finds himself taking a mess that is less than fresh in the form of newly out of date milk. Not yet chunky or rotten, the milk still smells foul so to avoid waste, J decides the next best option is to wear it but the nasty hu... Starring: | ||||
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Recently, J gathered up a 20-pie-forfeit in a game called Passcode Pies! In addition, he also brought back some MessyPup gunge from his trip to the UK. Watch J as he plays around in purple gunge, destroys himself with 20 pies, and finishes with a ni... Starring: | ||||
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In this scene J takes the following sticky and sloppy mess: A Spray Cheese Facial, 2 Chocolate and Mayo Pies in the Face, Chocolate Syrup Over Head, Pancake Syrup Over Head, and Ketchup, Mustard, and Ranch Over Head. Starring: | ||||
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In a forfeit for an April Fool's game, J slathers his head in marshmallow fluff before taking a marshmallow fluff, chocolate syrup, and crust pie sandwich followed by finishing with a drenching of chocolate syrup! J makes one sticky s'more! Starring: | ||||
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For the grand finale of Fiver Friday, J takes on an onslaught of water balloons followed by a soda shower, melted ice cream over the head, apple pies and s'more's pies in the face, chocolate syrup over the head, and BBQ sauce over the head all finish... Starring: | ||||
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J is back with more game forfeits! First up, he takes two cherry pies topped with cool whip in his face, up, over, and into his hair. This is followed by J being sprayed down with a can of extra creamy whipped cream! J finishes off by head-dunking... Starring: | ||||
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While cleaning recently, J found a tub of queso cheese dip that had gone out of date. Well, it may not have been suitable for eating but it did still have one use: giving J a smelly, expired queso shower giving his long hair a nice slathering in the... Starring: | ||||
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Happy Fiver Friday! In episode 5, J is gonna be paying up some forfeits from the Unknown Messy Dice Game. First, he takes a baked bean wedgie in his tightey whiteys followed by slathering his head in two tubs of cool whip, giving himself a nacho che... Starring: | ||||
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In this scene to celebrate Pi Day 2025, J takes 14 cool whip pies and 3 store-bought pies to the face along with a mixed batter and pudding sliming with a special added ingredient all while talking about how good it feels! Scene includes solo male m... Starring: | |||||
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In Episode 3 of Fiver Friday, J is clad only in tightey whiteys which he proceeds to fill with shaving foam, ketchup, baked beans, chocolate pudding, cheesecake pudding, and chocolate syrup! He also can't resist giving himself a huge messy wedgie!... Starring: | ||||
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J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and does a shampoo and rinse off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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J turns on the shower to shampoo and rinse off his "Wet, Wild, and Pied" shoot. This is the rinse off only version of the scene. Starring: | ||||
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To celebrate another wonderful Wet Wednesday, we find J dressed in a black dress shirt and black dress pants as he takes a warm and comfortable dip in the bath complete with a fully-clothed washing and shampooing along with a huge wedgie! Starring: | |||||
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In this scene celebrating National Rice Pudding Day slightly early, J fills his tightey whiteys with rice pudding and pours some over his head before a shampoo and rinse down. Starring: | ||||
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It's Fiver Friday and J has got three shaving cream pies and a bucket of orange extra thick MessyPup gunge which he uses to completely trash himself before having a big orgasm and washing off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content and wash-of... Starring: | ||||
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J takes his first forfeit from the Pillory 2 game on UMD which includes 6 shaving cream pies, a bottle of chocolate syrup over the head, a bottle of (very Cold) strawberry milk over the head, ketchup over the head, mustard over the head, and gravy ov... Starring: | ||||
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J's back to pay up some game forfeits! This time around J takes a marshmallow fluff shampoo, a yogurt shampoo topped with caramel, a bottle of caramel over the head including a caramel facial, and a bottle of pancake syrup over the head! Starring: | ||||
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