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J pays off a long-awaited and huge forfeit from the "Catch Me" game! He takes 28 pies to the face, chocolate and caramel syrup over his head, green slime over his head (with an added special ingredient!), and baked beans over his head! Scene also i...
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J decides to have some fun getting wet! Starting clothed, J uses buckets and the showerhead on himself before the feeling and the fun get so exciting that he spends over ten minutes pleasing himself ending in a very satisfying orgasm after all that...
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For the first time ever, J gets splattered with Splatter Emporium slime! J does head-dunks and gets covered in the standard green slime as well as the instant mud! J even jacks off in the mess until he cums and keeps playing the mess! Wash-off foo...
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In yet another scene of game forfeits, J starts out by sitting in a shaving cream and chocolate syrup pie. This is followed by pancake syrup down his underwear, pudding poured over his chest, a shaving cream and chocolate pie in his face, chocolate p...
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Time for more game forfeits and it got super messy! In only his boxers with his long hair down, J is covered by a molasses shampoo, fluff down his pants, three fluff and chocolate syrup pies, chocolate syrup over the head, spaghetti over the head, 8...
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J is back in the tub after a long day to have some fun getting wet! He starts by soaking his white shirt, dark pants, and white socks, getting more and more aroused before stripping his clothes to get wet and play with himself fully nude until he cu...
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Here comes J. Bond Sloppingtail, sloppin' down the gungey trail, slippity sloppity Easter's on its way! Bringin' every gal and guy baskets full of gunge and pies, things to make one messy holiday! It's Easter and J has decided to have lots of fun t...
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What do you get when you mix J. Bond, FrodoBean, a deck of cards, and a table of mess? You get a game of Higher or Lower with a difference. Who will come out on top and who gets covered in the slop? You definitely don't wanna miss this long-awaite...
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This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features six clips of J taking various forms of pies and slimes with the majority of them containing solo male masturbation content!
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This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features four clips of J taking large or full body pie sessions which also feature solo male masturbation content!
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In a scene from J's unreleased classic archives, J takes some cakes, pudding, slime, and shaving cream with solo male masturbation content!
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In this scene J dressed in jeans and tightey whiteys (which end up gone by the end of the scene... ) pays up the following from two forum games: 1 shaving foam jeans filling, 1 slime jeans filling, 1 shaving foam underwear filling, 1 slime underwear...
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J celebrates Saint Patrick's Day by getting covered in a dozen green-iced cupcakes, four green cool-whip pies, a bowl of green slime, two bottles of caramel, and a bottle of gold sanding sugar! It's a huge, fun mess that ends in J getting naughty!...
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For the debut installment of a new concept on Mess-Adventures called Fiver Friday, J dresses in a white shirt, white socks, and tightey whiteys before taking a large bowl of oatmeal down the undies and then over his head! This is followed by a "rins...
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For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Messy Monday, J decides to have some fun after his recent Fiver Friday shoot. So while still soaking wet and fully-clothed in a white shirt, white socks, and oatmeal filled ti...
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For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Wet Wednesday, J finds his way to the shower after taking a covering of oatmeal, a bucket of water, a wamwich, a shaving foam bucket, a bowl of green slime, and yet another bu...
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Happy Messy Monday and Happy Cinco De Mayo! In this scene to celebrate, J takes a huge mix of gross mess including: a pie filled with avocado dip to the face, a pie filled with refried beans to the face, and cans of nacho cheese, queso blanco, black...
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April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier...
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Completely drenched in the mess from Reese's Day and BBQ Day, J has a nice, hot wash-off complete with shampoo!
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J's back for more forfeits! This time things are getting sticky and sweet as J covers his head in frosting, followed up by a peanut butter shampoo, more peanut butter with chocolate to make a human peanut butter cup, and finishes off with a pie sand...
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What do you get when you cross J, a backwards diaper, water balloons, and even more water? You get the splash-tastic Season 1 finale of Wet Wednesday! Cum and see just how wet, wild, and wonderful things get! Scene includes solo male masturbation...
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In this scene J takes the following sticky and sloppy mess: A Spray Cheese Facial, 2 Chocolate and Mayo Pies in the Face, Chocolate Syrup Over Head, Pancake Syrup Over Head, and Ketchup, Mustard, and Ranch Over Head.
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This time around J takes two very smelly forfeits. First up is a baked bean shampoo followed by a nasty slop bucket of Mayo, Cheese, Mustard, Dog Food, Batter, and Potato Soup Over Head!
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In a forfeit for an April Fool's game, J slathers his head in marshmallow fluff before taking a marshmallow fluff, chocolate syrup, and crust pie sandwich followed by finishing with a drenching of chocolate syrup! J makes one sticky s'more!
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For the grand finale of Fiver Friday, J takes on an onslaught of water balloons followed by a soda shower, melted ice cream over the head, apple pies and s'more's pies in the face, chocolate syrup over the head, and BBQ sauce over the head all finish...
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J is back with more game forfeits! First up, he takes two cherry pies topped with cool whip in his face, up, over, and into his hair. This is followed by J being sprayed down with a can of extra creamy whipped cream! J finishes off by head-dunking...
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While cleaning recently, J found a tub of queso cheese dip that had gone out of date. Well, it may not have been suitable for eating but it did still have one use: giving J a smelly, expired queso shower giving his long hair a nice slathering in the...
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Happy Fiver Friday! In episode 5, J is gonna be paying up some forfeits from the Unknown Messy Dice Game. First, he takes a baked bean wedgie in his tightey whiteys followed by slathering his head in two tubs of cool whip, giving himself a nacho che...
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In this scene to celebrate Pi Day 2025, J takes 14 cool whip pies and 3 store-bought pies to the face along with a mixed batter and pudding sliming with a special added ingredient all while talking about how good it feels! Scene includes solo male m...
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In Episode 3 of Fiver Friday, J is clad only in tightey whiteys which he proceeds to fill with shaving foam, ketchup, baked beans, chocolate pudding, cheesecake pudding, and chocolate syrup! He also can't resist giving himself a huge messy wedgie!...
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J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and does a shampoo and rinse off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content.
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J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and gets rinsed off with a bucket of water. Scene includes solo male masturbation co...
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J turns on the shower to shampoo and rinse off his "Wet, Wild, and Pied" shoot. This is the rinse off only version of the scene.
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J takes his first forfeit from the Pillory 2 game on UMD which includes 6 shaving cream pies, a bottle of chocolate syrup over the head, a bottle of (very Cold) strawberry milk over the head, ketchup over the head, mustard over the head, and gravy ov...
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J's back to pay up some game forfeits! This time around J takes a marshmallow fluff shampoo, a yogurt shampoo topped with caramel, a bottle of caramel over the head including a caramel facial, and a bottle of pancake syrup over the head!
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J likes to celebrate early! Paying off a bet to another user just in time for April Fool's Day, J takes three batter slimings with added nasty surprises. One has tartar sauce, one has Heinz 57, and one has expired garlic paste (which Stunk)! This i...
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This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features six clips of J taking various forms of pies and eggs with some clips also containing solo male masturbation content!
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In the epic Season 1 finale of Messy Monday, J pays up on a few forfeits from the Messy Dice Game 2.0! Which forfeits you ask? J fills his tightety whiteys with ketchup and two bottles of mayo before giving himself a messy wedgie! This is followed...
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In this scene from J's unreleased classic archives, J takes several pies and a covering of chocolate and caramel syrup. Scene also includes solo male masturbation content!
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In this scene we see J take five normal pies and cum pie before taking a huge cream pie and chocolate syrup drenching which is then shown in slow-motion! Scene also contains solo male masturbation content.
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To commemorate the last shoot in the old studio, J smears himself with fluff, dumps nacho cheese down his pants as well as oatmeal which also adorned his head alongside pancake syrup, gravy, and baked beans. The "fun" ends with a cream pie to the fac...
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Happy Fiver Friday! This week in honor of National Salad Day on May 1 and National Tuna Day on May 2, J takes some truly foul mess including pies filled with tuna, ranch, and thousand island (respectively), a bottle of each dressing over the head, a...
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Completing all of his current Pillory 2 game forfeits (minus half the eggs and adding two pies from Lucky Boxes), J finds himself taking 5 pies, 6 eggs, ketchup, and gravy before heading to shower and get spicy. Scene includes wash-off footage and so...
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J played a Messy Hot Potato forum game, and it went boom all over him! Over the course of the scene, dressed in only tightey whiteys, he takes (though not necessarily in order): 5 pies in the face, a bucket containing 10 cans of baked beans over the...
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J dressed in a white t-shirt and tightey whiteys takes a nice chunky slime made of cake batter, oatmeal, applesauce, and creamed corn before edging twice and rinsing off. Scene includes male solo masturbation content and rinse off with shampoo footag...
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April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier...
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In the rinse-off only cut of J's National Caramel Day 2025 celebration, J rinses down and shampoos, conditions, and rinses his hair after his messy caramel fun! This scene is the rinse-off only cut.
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May 18th is "I Love Reese's Day" and J figured Fiver Friday was a perfect occasion to celebrate. Already covered in mess from a different shoot, J covers himself in peanut butter and chocolate. Sadly technical issues led to the loss of a good chunk o...
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May 16th is National BBQ Day and J just had to commemorate the occasion, even if a bit late! He does this by slamming four chocolate syrup and fluff pies into his own face, drenching himself in chocolate syrup, and finishing with a nasty coating of...
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J and FrodoBean are back to play another messy game! This time, Another classic with a twist.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Splat! Who will win?
who will lose? Will anyone walk away un-splattered? Grab the scene and find out! *This picks up immediate...
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