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| J pays off a long-awaited and huge forfeit from the "Catch Me" game! He takes 28 pies to the face, chocolate and caramel syrup over his head, green slime over his head (with an added special ingredient!), and baked beans over his head! Scene also i... Starring:  | ||||
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| Dressed in tightey whiteys, a dress shirt and dress pants, J takes on a long overdue pillory game forfeit complete with a massive baked bean wedgie, 22 shaving foam pies, pancake syrup, chocolate syrup, chocolate and caramel syrup together, eggs, bak... Starring: | ||||
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| Time for more game forfeits and it got super messy! In only his boxers with his long hair down, J is covered by a molasses shampoo, fluff down his pants, three fluff and chocolate syrup pies, chocolate syrup over the head, spaghetti over the head, 8... Starring: | ||||
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| Here comes J. Bond Sloppingtail, sloppin' down the gungey trail, slippity sloppity Easter's on its way! Bringin' every gal and guy baskets full of gunge and pies, things to make one messy holiday! It's Easter and J has decided to have lots of fun t... Starring: | |||||
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| This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features six clips of J taking various forms of pies and slimes with the majority of them containing solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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| J celebrates Saint Patrick's Day by getting covered in a dozen green-iced cupcakes, four green cool-whip pies, a bowl of green slime, two bottles of caramel, and a bottle of gold sanding sugar! It's a huge, fun mess that ends in J getting naughty!... Starring: | ||||
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| For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Messy Monday, J decides to have some fun after his recent Fiver Friday shoot. So while still soaking wet and fully-clothed in a white shirt, white socks, and oatmeal filled ti... Starring: | ||||
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| April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier... Starring: | ||||
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| Recently, J gathered up a 20-pie-forfeit in a game called Passcode Pies! In addition, he also brought back some MessyPup gunge from his trip to the UK. Watch J as he plays around in purple gunge, destroys himself with 20 pies, and finishes with a ni... Starring: | ||||
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| In this scene J takes the following sticky and sloppy mess: A Spray Cheese Facial, 2 Chocolate and Mayo Pies in the Face, Chocolate Syrup Over Head, Pancake Syrup Over Head, and Ketchup, Mustard, and Ranch Over Head. Starring: | ||||
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| For the grand finale of Fiver Friday, J takes on an onslaught of water balloons followed by a soda shower, melted ice cream over the head, apple pies and s'more's pies in the face, chocolate syrup over the head, and BBQ sauce over the head all finish... Starring: | ||||
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| J is back with more game forfeits! First up, he takes two cherry pies topped with cool whip in his face, up, over, and into his hair. This is followed by J being sprayed down with a can of extra creamy whipped cream! J finishes off by head-dunking... Starring: | ||||
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| In this scene to celebrate Pi Day 2025, J takes 14 cool whip pies and 3 store-bought pies to the face along with a mixed batter and pudding sliming with a special added ingredient all while talking about how good it feels! Scene includes solo male m... Starring: | |||||
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| J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and does a shampoo and rinse off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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| J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and gets rinsed off with a bucket of water. Scene includes solo male masturbation co... Starring: | ||||
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| It's Fiver Friday and J has got three shaving cream pies and a bucket of orange extra thick MessyPup gunge which he uses to completely trash himself before having a big orgasm and washing off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content and wash-of... Starring: | ||||
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| J takes his first forfeit from the Pillory 2 game on UMD which includes 6 shaving cream pies, a bottle of chocolate syrup over the head, a bottle of (very Cold) strawberry milk over the head, ketchup over the head, mustard over the head, and gravy ov... Starring: | ||||
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| This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features six clips of J taking various forms of pies and eggs with some clips also containing solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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| August 10th is National S'mores Day and you know J wasn't going to miss out on a chance to play in some fluff and chocolate so he had his own belated celebration just in time for Messy Monday with 4 s'mores pies, fluff, and chocolate syrup making sur... Starring: | |||||
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| In this scene from J's unreleased classic archives, J takes several pies and a covering of chocolate and caramel syrup. Scene also includes solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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| In this scene we see J take five normal pies and cum pie before taking a huge cream pie and chocolate syrup drenching which is then shown in slow-motion! Scene also contains solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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| Happy Fiver Friday! This week in honor of National Salad Day on May 1 and National Tuna Day on May 2, J takes some truly foul mess including pies filled with tuna, ranch, and thousand island (respectively), a bottle of each dressing over the head, a... Starring: | ||||
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| Completing all of his current Pillory 2 game forfeits (minus half the eggs and adding two pies from Lucky Boxes), J finds himself taking 5 pies, 6 eggs, ketchup, and gravy before heading to shower and get spicy. Scene includes wash-off footage and so... Starring: | ||||
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| In an effort to catch up on back-logged UMD game forfeits, J takes the following: 1 pie from the Wild and Crazy Gungers game, 9 pies from the Don't Be Last Game, and 3 pies plus a slime bucket from the Fill the Tank Game! J gets absolutely covered i... Starring: | ||||
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| August 15 is National Lemon Meringue Pie Day, and it came just in time for an episode of Fiver Friday! Naturally, J decides to have some messy fun for the occasion, seeing just how messy he can make himself with just two lemon meringue pies followed... Starring: | ||||
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| J played a Messy Hot Potato forum game, and it went boom all over him! Over the course of the scene, dressed in only tightey whiteys, he takes (though not necessarily in order): 5 pies in the face, a bucket containing 10 cans of baked beans over the... Starring: | ||||
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| April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier... Starring: | ||||
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| May 16th is National BBQ Day and J just had to commemorate the occasion, even if a bit late! He does this by slamming four chocolate syrup and fluff pies into his own face, drenching himself in chocolate syrup, and finishing with a nasty coating of... Starring: | ||||
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