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| Here comes J. Bond Sloppingtail, sloppin' down the gungey trail, slippity sloppity Easter's on its way! Bringin' every gal and guy baskets full of gunge and pies, things to make one messy holiday! It's Easter and J has decided to have lots of fun t... Starring:  | |||||
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| J played a Messy Hot Potato forum game, and it went boom all over him! Over the course of the scene, dressed in only tightey whiteys, he takes (though not necessarily in order): 5 pies in the face, a bucket containing 10 cans of baked beans over the... Starring: | ||||
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| J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and does a shampoo and rinse off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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| J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and gets rinsed off with a bucket of water. Scene includes solo male masturbation co... Starring: | ||||
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| April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier... Starring: | ||||
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| April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier... Starring: | ||||
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| J is back with more game forfeits! First up, he takes two cherry pies topped with cool whip in his face, up, over, and into his hair. This is followed by J being sprayed down with a can of extra creamy whipped cream! J finishes off by head-dunking... Starring: | ||||
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| J takes his first forfeit from the Pillory 2 game on UMD which includes 6 shaving cream pies, a bottle of chocolate syrup over the head, a bottle of (very Cold) strawberry milk over the head, ketchup over the head, mustard over the head, and gravy ov... Starring: | ||||
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| J celebrates Saint Patrick's Day by getting covered in a dozen green-iced cupcakes, four green cool-whip pies, a bowl of green slime, two bottles of caramel, and a bottle of gold sanding sugar! It's a huge, fun mess that ends in J getting naughty!... Starring: | ||||
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| In this scene to celebrate Pi Day 2025, J takes 14 cool whip pies and 3 store-bought pies to the face along with a mixed batter and pudding sliming with a special added ingredient all while talking about how good it feels! Scene includes solo male m... Starring: | |||||
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| J pays off a long-awaited and huge forfeit from the "Catch Me" game! He takes 28 pies to the face, chocolate and caramel syrup over his head, green slime over his head (with an added special ingredient!), and baked beans over his head! Scene also i... Starring: | ||||
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| In this scene J takes the following sticky and sloppy mess: A Spray Cheese Facial, 2 Chocolate and Mayo Pies in the Face, Chocolate Syrup Over Head, Pancake Syrup Over Head, and Ketchup, Mustard, and Ranch Over Head. Starring: | ||||
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| Time for more game forfeits and it got super messy! In only his boxers with his long hair down, J is covered by a molasses shampoo, fluff down his pants, three fluff and chocolate syrup pies, chocolate syrup over the head, spaghetti over the head, 8... Starring: | ||||
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| In this scene we see J take five normal pies and cum pie before taking a huge cream pie and chocolate syrup drenching which is then shown in slow-motion! Scene also contains solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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| In this scene from J's unreleased classic archives, J takes several pies and a covering of chocolate and caramel syrup. Scene also includes solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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| This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features six clips of J taking various forms of pies and eggs with some clips also containing solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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| This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features six clips of J taking various forms of pies and slimes with the majority of them containing solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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| This scene features 3 clips. One is J taking 9 pies from the Don't Be Last game, Spin for Pie game, and a bet lost with another user followed by the wash-off from that session before the final clip which is the uncensored version of J taking whipped... Starring: | ||||
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| This scene features J taking 5 shaving cream and chocolate syrup pies followed by pancake syrup and barbecue sauce slimings as part of recent forfeits for the Spin for Pie game! Starring: | ||||
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