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It's October which means Halloween and spooky season so to kick it off J did a livestream and recorded the stream plus extra footage that couldn't be shown on the stream including him stripping and playing with himself until he cums all over himself... Starring:  | ||||
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For the grand finale of Wet Wednesday Season 2, J gets dressed up in his classic black outfit to get soaked, slimed, and soaked again followed by a shampoo! Scene includes light solo male masturbation content and rinse off footage. Starring: | ||||
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In the grand finale of Season 2 of Messy Monday from Mess-Adventures, J pays up an outstanding forfeit from the UMD Messy Dice 2.0 game. In effort of achieving this, J sits in a chilled cake which he shoves in his face afterwards followed by a huge b... Starring: | ||||
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J is excited to introduce his crossdress persona to the world of Mess-Adventures: Meet Daisy! Donned in her lovely wench dress, white lacy panties, and pig tails, "Daisy" takes on a huge mess of standard brown MessyPup gunge! Scene includes solo ma... Starring: | ||||
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J is back in his white shirt and skin-tight blue jeans to get completely soaked before taking a green Funfetti sliming and washing off. Scene includes Scene includes solo male masturbation content ending with a cumshot and wash-off footage. Starring: | ||||
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J takes two barrages to his face, chest, crotch, and ass along with two pie hats to complete the treatment before taking two huge chocolate pudding and cool whip pies in the face and 2 buckets of gunge all in his dress shirt and dress pants. Scene in... Starring: | ||||
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J is back with some standard green MessyPup gunge! He pours it in his tightey whiteys, head dunks in it, and pours it over himself more than once including while he plays with himself until he lets off a big cumshot followed by a wash-off. Scene inc... Starring: | ||||
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J pays off forfeits from more UMD messy games. First up are 5 pies from the Spin for Pie Game followed by 18 eggs and ketchup from the Pillory 2 game! This is followed by a wash-off and a jerk-off session that ends in a self-facial cumshot! Scene i... Starring: | ||||
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In an effort to catch up on back-logged UMD game forfeits, J takes the following: 1 pie from the Wild and Crazy Gungers game, 9 pies from the Don't Be Last Game, and 3 pies plus a slime bucket from the Fill the Tank Game! J gets absolutely covered i... Starring: | ||||
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It's Fiver Friday and J has got three shaving cream pies and a bucket of orange extra thick MessyPup gunge which he uses to completely trash himself before having a big orgasm and washing off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content and wash-of... Starring: | ||||
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August 15 is National Lemon Meringue Pie Day, and it came just in time for an episode of Fiver Friday! Naturally, J decides to have some messy fun for the occasion, seeing just how messy he can make himself with just two lemon meringue pies followed... Starring: | ||||
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J is back in a comfy, casual outfit for a Wet Wednesday bath you don't wanna miss complete with bathing fully-clothed, stripping, and a self-facial cumshot ending! Scene includes solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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August 10th is National S'mores Day and you know J wasn't going to miss out on a chance to play in some fluff and chocolate so he had his own belated celebration just in time for Messy Monday with 4 s'mores pies, fluff, and chocolate syrup making sur... Starring: | |||||
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It's time for Wet Wednesday again and J has dressed up for the occasion! Naturally, once the water starts flowing J gets more and more excited leading to him wearing less and less clothes  Eventually few clothes turns into no clothes as J gets mo...Starring: | |||||
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J has been playing messy games and with messy games come messy forfeits! From a lovely game called "Do I Have To?" J earned himself another round of the Human S'more treatment complete with a fluff and chocolate pie sandwich and chocolate syrup show... Starring: | ||||
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Welcome to Fiver Friday Season 2! While it's sweet to be back, the first episode sees J celebrate something far from sweet: mustard! National Mustard Day falls on August 2 this year so J decided Fiver Friday would be a great early celebration (even... Starring: | ||||
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J rings in Season 2 of Wet Wednesday after a long day in the garden! Still dressed in his clothes, J steps straight into the shower and slowly enjoys the soaking of his clothes before stripping and getting spicier and spicier including wet wedgies u... Starring: | ||||
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Messy Monday is back and July 28 is National Hamburger Day! The common factor between those things is none other than J. Bond! Armed with ketchup, mustard, mayo, and ranch dressing, J lays down in the tub and sprays himself with each of the condime... Starring: | ||||
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Recently, J gathered up a 20-pie-forfeit in a game called Passcode Pies! In addition, he also brought back some MessyPup gunge from his trip to the UK. Watch J as he plays around in purple gunge, destroys himself with 20 pies, and finishes with a ni... Starring: | ||||
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Fresh back from the UK, J finds himself taking a mess that is less than fresh in the form of newly out of date milk. Not yet chunky or rotten, the milk still smells foul so to avoid waste, J decides the next best option is to wear it but the nasty hu... Starring: | ||||
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J's back with more adult diaper fun in another Mess-Adventures custom! This time there's yet another extensive shaving cream filling, coating, and smearing along with caramel added in! Scene so includes wash-off footage and solo male masturbation c... Starring: | ||||
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It's time to share a Mess-Adventures custom! Geared up in a backwards adult diaper, J gives himself a full and thorough covering of shaving foam and gets extra excited in his mess! Scene contains wash-off footage and solo male masturbation content.... Starring: | ||||
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For the grand finale of Fiver Friday, J takes on an onslaught of water balloons followed by a soda shower, melted ice cream over the head, apple pies and s'more's pies in the face, chocolate syrup over the head, and BBQ sauce over the head all finish... Starring: | ||||
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What do you get when you cross J, a backwards diaper, water balloons, and even more water? You get the splash-tastic Season 1 finale of Wet Wednesday! Cum and see just how wet, wild, and wonderful things get! Scene includes solo male masturbation... Starring: | ||||
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In the epic Season 1 finale of Messy Monday, J pays up on a few forfeits from the Messy Dice Game 2.0! Which forfeits you ask? J fills his tightety whiteys with ketchup and two bottles of mayo before giving himself a messy wedgie! This is followed... Starring: | ||||
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Happy Fiver Friday! In episode 5, J is gonna be paying up some forfeits from the Unknown Messy Dice Game. First, he takes a baked bean wedgie in his tightey whiteys followed by slathering his head in two tubs of cool whip, giving himself a nacho che... Starring: | ||||
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In this video J dons his black dress shirt, navy blue dress pants, black Grateful Dead socks, and plaid boxers for some fun in the shower and ohhhh does J have fun! J gets soaked, strips, and gives himself a huge wedgie resulting in the complete des... Starring: | ||||
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Completing all of his current Pillory 2 game forfeits (minus half the eggs and adding two pies from Lucky Boxes), J finds himself taking 5 pies, 6 eggs, ketchup, and gravy before heading to shower and get spicy. Scene includes wash-off footage and so... Starring: | ||||
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In Episode 3 of Fiver Friday, J is clad only in tightey whiteys which he proceeds to fill with shaving foam, ketchup, baked beans, chocolate pudding, cheesecake pudding, and chocolate syrup! He also can't resist giving himself a huge messy wedgie!... Starring: | ||||
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J is back in the tub after a long day to have some fun getting wet! He starts by soaking his white shirt, dark pants, and white socks, getting more and more aroused before stripping his clothes to get wet and play with himself fully nude until he cu... Starring: | ||||
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Happy Messy Monday and Happy Cinco De Mayo! In this scene to celebrate, J takes a huge mix of gross mess including: a pie filled with avocado dip to the face, a pie filled with refried beans to the face, and cans of nacho cheese, queso blanco, black... Starring: | ||||
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For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Wet Wednesday, J finds his way to the shower after taking a covering of oatmeal, a bucket of water, a wamwich, a shaving foam bucket, a bowl of green slime, and yet another bu... Starring: | ||||
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J dressed in a white t-shirt and tightey whiteys takes a nice chunky slime made of cake batter, oatmeal, applesauce, and creamed corn before edging twice and rinsing off. Scene includes male solo masturbation content and rinse off with shampoo footag... Starring: | ||||
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In this scene J dressed in jeans and tightey whiteys (which end up gone by the end of the scene... ) pays up the following from two forum games: 1 shaving foam jeans filling, 1 slime jeans filling, 1 shaving foam underwear filling, 1 slime underwear... Starring: | ||||
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J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and does a shampoo and rinse off. Scene includes solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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J is back with more wetlook fun but this time he brought some pies along! Watch as J gets soaked, takes a few pies (including a cum pie you get to watch him make!), and gets rinsed off with a bucket of water. Scene includes solo male masturbation co... Starring: | ||||
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J decides to have some fun getting wet! Starting clothed, J uses buckets and the showerhead on himself before the feeling and the fun get so exciting that he spends over ten minutes pleasing himself ending in a very satisfying orgasm after all that... Starring: | ||||
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April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier... Starring: | ||||
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April 5 is National Caramel Day and J. Bond knows how to celebrate in style! Armed with five caramel filled foam pies and four more bottles of caramel, J makes sure he's got caramel inside and outside his clothes before stripping to get even messier... Starring: | ||||
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J is back with more game forfeits! First up, he takes two cherry pies topped with cool whip in his face, up, over, and into his hair. This is followed by J being sprayed down with a can of extra creamy whipped cream! J finishes off by head-dunking... Starring: | ||||
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J celebrates Saint Patrick's Day by getting covered in a dozen green-iced cupcakes, four green cool-whip pies, a bowl of green slime, two bottles of caramel, and a bottle of gold sanding sugar! It's a huge, fun mess that ends in J getting naughty!... Starring: | ||||
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In this scene to celebrate Pi Day 2025, J takes 14 cool whip pies and 3 store-bought pies to the face along with a mixed batter and pudding sliming with a special added ingredient all while talking about how good it feels! Scene includes solo male m... Starring: | |||||
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J pays off a long-awaited and huge forfeit from the "Catch Me" game! He takes 28 pies to the face, chocolate and caramel syrup over his head, green slime over his head (with an added special ingredient!), and baked beans over his head! Scene also i... Starring: | ||||
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In yet another scene of game forfeits, J starts out by sitting in a shaving cream and chocolate syrup pie. This is followed by pancake syrup down his underwear, pudding poured over his chest, a shaving cream and chocolate pie in his face, chocolate p... Starring: | ||||
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J's back for more forfeits! This time things are getting sticky and sweet as J covers his head in frosting, followed up by a peanut butter shampoo, more peanut butter with chocolate to make a human peanut butter cup, and finishes off with a pie sand... Starring: | ||||
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In this scene we see J take five normal pies and cum pie before taking a huge cream pie and chocolate syrup drenching which is then shown in slow-motion! Scene also contains solo male masturbation content. Starring: | ||||
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In this scene from J's unreleased classic archives, J takes several pies and a covering of chocolate and caramel syrup. Scene also includes solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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In a scene from J's unreleased classic archives, J takes some cakes, pudding, slime, and shaving cream with solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features six clips of J taking various forms of pies and eggs with some clips also containing solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features four clips of J taking large or full body pie sessions which also feature solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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