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| Happy Fiver Friday! This week in honor of National Salad Day on May 1 and National Tuna Day on May 2, J takes some truly foul mess including pies filled with tuna, ranch, and thousand island (respectively), a bottle of each dressing over the head, a... Starring:  | ||||
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| For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Wet Wednesday, J finds his way to the shower after taking a covering of oatmeal, a bucket of water, a wamwich, a shaving foam bucket, a bowl of green slime, and yet another bu... Starring: | ||||
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| For the debut installment of another new concept on Mess-Adventures called Messy Monday, J decides to have some fun after his recent Fiver Friday shoot. So while still soaking wet and fully-clothed in a white shirt, white socks, and oatmeal filled ti... Starring: | ||||
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| J dressed in a white t-shirt and tightey whiteys takes a nice chunky slime made of cake batter, oatmeal, applesauce, and creamed corn before edging twice and rinsing off. Scene includes male solo masturbation content and rinse off with shampoo footag... Starring: | ||||
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| Here comes J. Bond Sloppingtail, sloppin' down the gungey trail, slippity sloppity Easter's on its way! Bringin' every gal and guy baskets full of gunge and pies, things to make one messy holiday! It's Easter and J has decided to have lots of fun t... Starring: | |||||
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| In this scene J dressed in jeans and tightey whiteys (which end up gone by the end of the scene... ) pays up the following from two forum games: 1 shaving foam jeans filling, 1 slime jeans filling, 1 shaving foam underwear filling, 1 slime underwear... Starring: | ||||
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| J likes to celebrate early! Paying off a bet to another user just in time for April Fool's Day, J takes three batter slimings with added nasty surprises. One has tartar sauce, one has Heinz 57, and one has expired garlic paste (which Stunk)! This i... Starring: | ||||
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| Paying off a bet to another user, J takes three batter slimings with added nasty surprises. One has tartar sauce, one has Heinz 57, and one has expired garlic paste (which Stunk)! This is the mess-only cut of this scene. Starring: | ||||
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| J is back with more game forfeits! First up, he takes two cherry pies topped with cool whip in his face, up, over, and into his hair. This is followed by J being sprayed down with a can of extra creamy whipped cream! J finishes off by head-dunking... Starring: | ||||
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| J celebrates Saint Patrick's Day by getting covered in a dozen green-iced cupcakes, four green cool-whip pies, a bowl of green slime, two bottles of caramel, and a bottle of gold sanding sugar! It's a huge, fun mess that ends in J getting naughty!... Starring: | ||||
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| J pays off a long-awaited and huge forfeit from the "Catch Me" game! He takes 28 pies to the face, chocolate and caramel syrup over his head, green slime over his head (with an added special ingredient!), and baked beans over his head! Scene also i... Starring: | ||||
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| For the first time ever, J gets splattered with Splatter Emporium slime! J does head-dunks and gets covered in the standard green slime as well as the instant mud! J even jacks off in the mess until he cums and keeps playing the mess! Wash-off foo... Starring: | ||||
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| In a scene from J's unreleased classic archives, J takes some cakes, pudding, slime, and shaving cream with solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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| This compilation from J's unreleased classic archives features six clips of J taking various forms of pies and slimes with the majority of them containing solo male masturbation content! Starring: | ||||
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